Still high off Fox News' 10th anniversary soiree, Bill O'Reilly pounds Al Franken. Our Intern Wendy has been watching all week and chronicling Katrina Szish's David Hasselhoff fawning and Bobby Shriver's fashion sense.

• "We're going to have him with — he's not going to wear 'Desired' probably. He'll wear 'Inspired.' Or, what was the other one, 'Perspired.' Maybe we'll have him wearing one that says 'Perspired.'" —Bobby Shriver, dreaming of President Bush wearing one of Bono's Gap tees, Larry King Live, October 13

• "I'm looking to see how my gummy bear futures are doing." —Anderson Cooper, anxiously watching his stock market investments, Anderson Cooper 360, October 13

• "Well, no. When she was born, she was a stick of butter. That would be like a large tub of butter, probably. You know, if you were churning it, maybe." —Erica Hill, measuring the size of baby pandas, Anderson Cooper 360, October 12

• "Who doesn‘t want to be like the Hoff? You can dress like the Hoff; you can act like the Hoff; you can drive the Hoff. And nothing is better than that." —Katrina Szish, freaking on David Hasselhoff, Scarborough Country, October 12

• "Well, if he was with celebrities it must have been at one of has-been autograph conventions with Ann B. Davis, the guy who played Chewbacca, and Webster. That‘s a really hot scene, no?" —Michael Musto, revealing the members of Dustin Diamond's porn video club, Countdown, October 12

• "Stuart Smalley and his pals have now run out of radical sugar-daddies and are broke. Even The New York Times won't buy them lunch. So now Smalley has on his resume a failed movie, failed sit com and failed radio operation." —Bill O'Reilly, who thinks Stuart Smalley plays a character named Al Franken, The O'Reilly Factor, October 13