Intern Wendy has a treat for you! She's pulled all the hilarious quote that have been uttered since Friday and brought them to the table for you to chew on. Radio sex? George Michael's lover? Old Sparky the electric chair. Oh, yeah … it's all here. Yumm.

• “Now, you guys, if I want to buy a bike for myself or for Joe Scarborough, anybody here, how much would it be? For me, it would be free, right?” —Rita Cosby, trying to score freebies from the American Chopper guys, Scarborough Country, July 27

• “Described by British tabloids as a pot-bellied, jobless van driver, there he is, Norman Kirkland. You can see how hard it would be to resist Norm especially under the intoxicating moonlight. Plus come on, the guy‘s got a van.” —Brian Unger, on the attributes of George Michael’s sex partner, Countdown, July 28

• “I'd like to introduce you to someone. He`s got the street name ‘Old Sparky.’ That`s the Georgia electric chair. It`s recently been painted—repainted white.” —Nancy Grace, getting high off the paint fumes from Old Sparky the electric chair, Nancy Grace, July 28

• “Well, I would not deny you the stupid, if that`s what you choose to be.” —Rev. Al Sharpton, giving Glenn Beck permission to be an idiot, Glenn Beck, July 28

• “Let's talk for a moment about sex radio, because, you know, from what I`ve understood it really isn't sex radio. I mean isn't sex like pictures? Don't you really need to see what's going on to make this happen?” —Bill Handel, Glenn Beck, July 31