That Tucker Carlson is always interested in a good sex tape – and will tell you on air – is no longer a surprise to Intern Wendy. That he and Rita Cosby are willing to read press releases from David Blaine's PR machine still is.

• "There goes that wine and cheese viewing party I was having for my neighborhood." Tucker Carlson, bummed that there's no Britney Spears/Kevin Federline sex tape after all, Tucker, November 22

• "It's a Third World, after all, it's a Third World, after all…" Robin Williams, singing Disney World's theme song if it were hit by Hurricane Katrina, Anderson Cooper 360, November 17

• "Rita Cosby, will she be in a cage?" Tucker Carlson, on the only way he'll watch Rita Cosby, Tucker, November 21

• "Do you go to the bathroom?" Rita Cosby, asking David Blaine the only interesting question about his gyroscope stunt, Scarborough Country, November 21

• "I was just in Afghanistan and I brought back a Burka and I gave it to my mom." Anderson Cooper, bringing mommy Gloria Vanderbilt a special gift, Anderson Cooper 360, November 17