In today's mostly Hannity & Colmes edition of Cable Quotables, Intern Wendy imagines the horror of a world without fat jokes, sympathizes with Bill O'Reilly in this time of loss and questions whether or not Justin Timberlake is really bringing SexyBack.

• “Whenever we are short an item, we go to the Rosie file. It’s a sure thing for us. Although I do acknowledge the overkill.” Bill O’Reilly, echoing our sentiments on Rosie O’Donnell's "voluntary" exit from The View, The O’Reilly Factor, April 23

• “Do we have to fire everybody who makes any kind of racial comment?” Alan Colmes, not getting this equality thing, Hannity and Colmes, April 23

• “Anyone can make fun of me. I don’t care.” Sean Hannity, accepting the inevitable, Hannity and Colmes, April 23

• “If we’re overweight, we can’t make fun of overweight people, we can’t make fun of people that are losing their hair. We can’t make fun — no more blond jokes, no more Irish jokes, no more jokes about anybody.” Sean Hannity, realizing all his one-liners are gone, Hannity and Colmes, April 23

• “Look at him. Look, he‘s skinny. He‘s scrawny. He can‘t grow a [beard]. I mean, he‘s a little weasel. This is sexy in 2007?” Joe Scarborough, who doesn’t think Justin Timberlake is bringing "SexyBack," Scarborough Country, April 23