We must say, we're warming up to this Glenn Beck character. It's becoming clear that he's unfairly been lumped into the CNN Headline News regimen, by which we mean, constantly having his name in the same sentence as Nancy Grace. But as Intern Wendy finds, that need is no longer: Beck is his own man.

• "I`m a guy. I speak for all men when we say, we live to get women naked. Period." —Glenn Beck, who obviously hasn't seen Rosie O'Donnell nude, Glenn Beck, January 12

• "Are we talking O‘Reilly? Are we talking Geraldo, Hannity, Colmes? Because when you say every single one of them, frankly, it sounds a little promiscuous. So I want to know exactly who are we talking about here. I want names." —Willie Geist, searching for the identities of Condoleeza Rice's "Fox Boys," Tucker, January 11

• "I wish I could make my hair do that." —Joe Scarborough, jealous of Donald Trump's locks, Scarborough Country, January 11

• "OK, hold on, hold on, the man who brought sexy back to MSNBC." —Joe Scarborough, naming Willie Geist as MSNBC's answer to Justin Timberlake, Scarborough Country, January 11

• "To the basic point that the world has basically gotten greedy and selfish, and that Jesus, if he came back, would kick some butt?" —Neil Cavuto, confusing Jesus Christ with Rambo, Cavuto on Business, January 13