In today's Tuesday edition of Cable Quotables, Intern Wendy finds out what happens when Glenn Beck gets lonely, Tucker Carlson gets nostalgic, Nancy Grace gets kitschy and Soledad O'Brien gets sexually harassed. Want more? Here's a video clip of Glenn Beck awkwardly "flirting" with Dina Sansing. (Watch it now, thank Wendy for it later.)

• “Dina, I`ve got some time and a camera. Why don't you stop by? No? OK.” Glenn Beck, trying out those moves he read about in "The Game," Glenn Beck, February 28

• “It sounds like my wedding. They were all there.” Tucker Carlson, comparing his joyous nuptials to Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral, Tucker, March 2

• “Buzz, you‘ve been an astronaut. Were you ever tempted to put on diapers and drive to Orlando?” Willie Geist, wondering how much Buzz Andrin has in common with "Astro-nut" Lisa Nowak, Tucker, March 2

• “They've had enough? They've had enough? They`re selling T- shirts. What do you mean they've had enough?” Nancy Grace, waiting for the day when Bahamian citizens, CNN, is "totally over" Anna Nicole Smith, Nancy Grace, March 2

• “Aye carumba! Mui caliente! Soledad O’Brien . . . You should wear that every morning here. Our ratings would skyrocket.” Miles O’Brien, playing creepy fashionista to Soledad O’Brien, American Morning, March 5