Occasionally, there's some unifying factor in Cable Quotables. Like, for instance, a barrage of Anna Nicole Smith jokes or crazy Nancy Grace quotes. This time, however, there's an impressive array of pundits, posturing and pop culture. In the words of Intern Wendy, "the only way to describe it is…'indescribable.'"

• “To be fair, I have actually seen the movie, and I will say that, in it, just like now, she looks like one, big, giant carrot. She is so orange, it‘s unbelievable.” Cecily Knobler, on the real fallout of Lindsay Lohan’s partying, Scarborough Country, May 10

• “What I never understood about the Wonder Twins, one would be, like, form of the eagle. And then the other one was, like, form of water, and yet, there was a bucket to carry the water in. No one was the bucket. Not even Gleek. I don’t—I don’t understand.” Anderson Cooper, asking the hard-hitting questions, Anderson Cooper 360, May 10

• “Do you think Johnny would have gone on Dancing With The Stars”?” Larry King, asking Billy Ray Cyrus if no-longer-living legend Johnny Cash was really just a D-lister at heart, Larry King Live, May 10

• “He called his wife the green ho, a cranky ho. I was a “bald-headed stooge,” “light bulb head.” His brother was fornicating with barnyard animals.” Bernard McGuirk, on Don Imus’ softer side, Hannity and Colmes, May 11

• “However, I have tried everything, sit-ups, macrobiotic diet, raw food, tanning booth, yoga, I‘m having real trouble growing ovaries.” Bill Wolff, not quite grasping this whole transsexual thing, Tucker, May 11