Clearly, the likes of Anderson Cooper, Shep Smith, Nancy Grace, and Bill O'Reilly didn't hold much interest for Intern Wendy, as it's an all-MSNBC edition of Cable Quotables.

• “This, of course, the Hollywood version of Al and Tipper Gore‘s licking at the Los Angeles Democratic convention in 2000.” —Joe Scarborough, with his take on the TomKat kiss, Scarborough Country, November 20

• “The highlight for me by the way, the after party. We were dancing, most people would be a little self-conscious dancing amongst professionals, I was not. And I think, I‘m not sure I heard clearly but I thought I heard a producer come up to me and go, 'Season Four'. We‘ll see if it pans out.” —Willie Geist, looking to be the Harry Hamlin of next year’s Dancing With the Stars, Tucker, November 16

• “Absolutely, you have to first prove that you can cook and make yourself presentable before you‘re aloud to handle a house pet because there‘s an off chance that that animal may turn out to be the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard.“ —Paul F. Tompkins, on the joys of Scientology marriages, Countdown, November 17

• “We don‘t have cameras. We don‘t know exactly what it looked like. But here‘s probably what it looked like. That mashed face kiss. I never want to see that again.” —Willie Geist, having flashbacks to Liza Minnelli’s and David Gest’s wedding, Tucker, November 20

• “This is no joke. These people are traumatized. Some of these are the same people from David and Liza and they were busy going, not again, not again. They covered their eyes, but they could still hear all those slurping noises. So they covered their ears and they could still see this two tongued dragon monster. “ —Michael Musto, fondly recalling Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s “kiss”, Countdown, November 20