We know they only reason you look forward to Fridays is for Intern Wendy's Cable Quotables. So we'll skip the chatter. Really, nothing we can say is funnier than a monkey smelling Anderson Cooper's armpit. So on a dreary, cold day like this, let Bill O'Reilly's analysis of drunk bears liven up your day. Chew slowly.
• “How many — as a clown, how many people do you think you could fit inside a city bus?” — Tucker Carlson, considering future career possibilities, Tucker, October 3
• “OK. Let`s unchain the lawyers” —Nancy Grace, who likes her lawyers tied up, Nancy Grace, October 3
• “This bear is drunk. He was spotted near Lyons, Colorado, hammered on fermented apples. This bear needs rehab. Intervention. Can’t be having stoned bears running around. What would Yogi say? He would say it’s ridiculous. Get that bear into rehab.” —Bill O’Reilly, doing an intervention, The O’Reilly Factor, October 4
• “It‘s great talking to you when it doesn‘t have anything to do with Nancy Grace.” —Joe Scarborough, making Robi Ludwigfeel welcome, Scarborough Country, October 4
• “This is a gorilla named Utabari. . . . She’s now smelling my armpit.” —Anderson Cooper, monkey magnet, Anderson Cooper 360, October 4
• “There’s only so much cotton candy and vomit I can take.” —Miles O’Brien, on why he hates Disneyland, October 5
Why oh why can no one chain up Nancy Grace? That's what I'm waiting for!!!
does anyone know what exactly is the story with Rita Cosby's God-awful voice?? my hubby and i need to solve that mystery pront0!
MSNBC reports “A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted a Missouri woman for her alleged role in perpetrating a hoax on the online social network MySpace against a 13-year-old neighbor who committed suicide. Lori Drew of suburban St. Louis allegedly helped create a false-identity MySpace account to contact Megan Meier, who thought she was chatting with a 16-year-old boy named Josh Evans. Josh didn't exist. Megan hanged herself at home in October 2006 after receiving cruel messages, including one stating the world would be better off without her.” This is one of the same types of crimes Nancy Grace did against the late Melinda Duckett, and Nancy and CNN are alleged to have paid out tens-of-millions in dollars to settle this lawsuit against them. With a ordered-contingency against discussing the crimes of Nancy Grace in this case, CNN was not able to respond to MSNBC’s repeated requests for further comments and explanations. Nancy should definitely be in prison for these and other crimes she has committed against real victims. Click on the Link to help give Nancy a hand.