What's Cable Quotables doing here on a Thursday? It's a special bonus round of CQ, courtesy Intern Wendy. But we're making it extra-special for you, with an all-Nancy Grace edition. You know, 'cause that "might have influenced a woman to kill herself" girl doesn't get enough attention! Double bubble bonus: Nancy's topics of conversation all include either Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan.
• "I guess — I don't know, maybe she`s a vampire and she stays awake all night and sleeps all day." — On "blood sucker" Paris Hilton.
• "I'm worried about two children. Where are they, in the trunk having breakfast?" — Thinking Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline are safer in a car than out with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
• "I'm sending her a big pair of those granny panties." — Donating her own sexy lingerie to Britney Spears.
• "If I have to look at one more picture of her without her underwear on, I'm about to take custody away myself." — Obviously preferring Lindsay Lohan's "firecrotch" to Britney Spears' bare crotch.
• "Oh, like we all did it once? I didn`t." — Jealous that Britney got to sleep off the booze in Paris Hilton's car.
Editorial Director
MSNBC reports “A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted a Missouri woman for her alleged role in perpetrating a hoax on the online social network MySpace against a 13-year-old neighbor who committed suicide. Lori Drew of suburban St. Louis allegedly helped create a false-identity MySpace account to contact Megan Meier, who thought she was chatting with a 16-year-old boy named Josh Evans. Josh didn't exist. Megan hanged herself at home in October 2006 after receiving cruel messages, including one stating the world would be better off without her.” This is one of the same types of crimes Nancy Grace did against the late Melinda Duckett, and Nancy and CNN are alleged to have paid out tens-of-millions in dollars to settle this lawsuit against them. With a ordered-contingency against discussing the crimes of Nancy Grace in this case, CNN was not able to respond to MSNBC’s repeated requests for further comments and explanations. Nancy should definitely be in prison for these and other crimes she has committed against real victims. Click on the Link to help give Nancy a hand.