Being called fat upsets Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of the legendary rocker who died in his bathroom, well, fat. So upset is she with the Daily Mail, Presley is suing them in Britain over claims she was piling on the pounds due to excessive eating. Not lost on Presley: Libel laws are grossly more stringent abroad than they are in the U.S., so proving the newspaper acted maliciously is a helluva lot easier.

For the record, Presley is gaining weight because she is pregnant. And overeating for two.