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emulate \EM-yuh-layt\ verb 1 a : to strive to equal or excel b : imitate; 2 : to equal or approach equality with

Cameron Diaz emulated the hair style of the drunk girl at the frat party for the Academy Awards.

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RUMOR OF THE DAY Kate Hudson is carrying Justin Timberlake's Sexy Baby. “What about Jessica Biel?” “Was Us Weekly hiding this from me?” you might ask. Well it’s all gossip, but allegedly they’ve been shagging for a year. It's been on the L because Kate Hudson doesn’t want to be responsible for any more awkward situations and or become the next Cameron Diaz. This can end in one of two ways: Kate Hudson will lose weight or she will have the most awkward People magazine spread ever. [Hollyscoop]

• Tyra Banks takes off her pants. That's so fierce.

• As these pictures prove, Heather Graham is still alive and still interested in being famous.

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Reese Witherspoon asks, and gets, $15 million to lead in a comedy. Angelina Jolie snags the same. And Cameron Diaz, too. Though Cam snagged a cool $30 million on her Shrek 3 voiceover deal, thanks to snagging part of the movie's gross revenues. As you might have guessed, it's "Top Earning Actresses" listicle time. [THR]

• Sienna Miller isn't dating "that gross dude from Notting Hill." They're just sporting matching tattos. And wearing the exact same size in women's jeans.

• Raise your hand if you think Paula Abdul is ready to procreate. Hmmm, let's try this again. Raise your hand if you're someone other than Paula Abdul.

• Demi Moore lets too much time elapse in between Botox appointments.

• Pervy manager Lou Perlman gives us another reason to "just say no" to boy bands.

• Even gorgeous movies stars instinctively suck in their tummies when cute (if effeminate) boys are around.

• Cameron Diaz has an unglamorous Marilyn Monroe moment. Fortunately, the cameras are right there to capture it.

• Britney Spears is being investigated for child abuse. Obvious Guy says: "Um, it's about time!"

• Yep, looks as though Owen Wilson's request for privacy has been heard, dutifully ignored, and reprinted ad nauseum.

• Tracy Morgan's wife realizes the error of her ways, decides to divorce Tracy Morgan.

• Michael Vick finds Jesus. Funny, we didn't even realize he was missing!

• Meanwhile, DMX is just like Michael Vick, except minus the amazing athletic prowess. And the new crazy-religious kick.

• Cameron Diaz shops at Urban Outfitters?? Ewwww.

• Something about this post on Jessica Alba doesn't quite add up. Also: it's creepy.

• Brangelina's herd of adopted children are reportedly starry-eyed.

• Reese Witherspoon refamiliarizes herself with her nether regions.

• Beyonce at the BET Awards, live and blissfully uncensored.

• Courteney Cox raids her 15 year-old brother's wardrobe.

• That Gemma Atkinson is such a doll. Too bad she's also best known for dating a European footballer you've never heard of.

• Cameron Diaz smartens up, ditches that creepy magician dude in favor of a Rothschild. Cha-ching!

• Tom Cruise creates production company in megalomaniacal attempt to micromanage his wife's every move.

• Pamela Anderson and David Spade?? Seriously, is there any way this guy's secret weapon doesn't rhyme with "roofies?"

• Who cares if Fergie was lip synching or not? We're calling her out on those fugly yellow pants.

• Muggle Daniel Radcliffe still hotter than Rupert Grint.

• Who knew that people still wanted to see Cameron Diaz act? (And, no, "pretending to be over Justin Timberlake" doesn't count).

• For someone who hates ending up in the tabloids, Mischa Barton sure lights up her fair share of doobies.

• We're not quite sure when dancing actually went out of style, but according to the Grey Lady, it's totally back.

• During the Swedish leg of his world tour, Justin Timberlake found time to hump Jessica Biel, spit on his fans, and scream, "You want me to juggle also?" at a little girl who shyly asked to take his picture.

• Kate Moss' boots were made for walking. Too bad the same can't be said about her unsightly old-lady legs.

• Matt Lauer interviews Pamela Anderson's crotch.

• Cameron Diaz wants to swap careers with Jack Black while somehow maintaining her body type.

• Hulk Hogan dabbled in the art of fake-wrestling, so it's only natural that his daughter would dabble in the art of fake breast implants.

• Foxy Brown laughs off NYPD reports that she had her hearing aid stolen and her weave ripped out in the Brooklyn projects this past weekend. When asked to explain the discrepancy, the former rapper responded, "WHAAAAT?"

• You know what sucks about turning sixteen, and having your thoughtful, doting parents surprise you with a brand new Lexus? Everything!

• After learning that she will not be the next host of The Price As Right, Rosie O'Donnell goes the mature route, saying it was a stupid, poopyhead job and she never really wanted it anyway.

• Turns out everyone was so busy criticizing Angelina Jolie's possibly-racist portrayal of Mariane Pearl in A Mighty Heart, that they forgot to actually go see the movie.

• Not only did Cameron Diaz's Communist Mao Zedong purse set off an international controversy, but it wasn't even remotely cute. Also, it totally clashed with her totalitarian shoes.

• Prince William and Kate Middleton are back together! Inside sources say Harry facilitated the reconciliation by sending Kate a DVD of The Princess Diaries, with a note saying, "HINT: This could be you."

• Courtney Love limits her chainsmoking to a single pack a day.

• Jessica Alba is the kind of girl who could have a one-night stand, then look over in the morning and be like, ‘Do you really have to be here?

• Cameron Diaz proves her glutes can stand the test of time.

• Victoria Beckham, at the launch party for her brand new new giant fake-boob line. Er, clothing line.

• Guess we know which presidential candidate this chick is supporting.

• The latest in celebrity swimwear trends? An oversized diaper-bikini, of course!

• Victoria Beckham throws out the first pitch at an L.A. Dodgers game, despite the fact that the baseball jersey does nothing to accentuate her humongous breasts.

• Also, despite being frequently mistaken for a 10 year old boy with an "mammory gland problem," Victoria evidently throws like a girl.

• Meanwhile, rumors of Britney's comeback tour continue to spread. And Brit can barely contain herself!

• And Cameron Diaz disappoints us by going the boring/mature "Justin and I are still great friends" route, rather than the more risqué "ultimately, Justin just couldn't cut it in the sack" direction.

• Britney Spears: "I love tanning because it's my time to escape from the world." Spears also listed "ditching her kids to have all-night benders in Vegas" as one of her preferred means of escape.

• The inconveniant truth about Larry and Laurie David is that their enthusiam for marriage vows has been curbed.

• Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse pushes her brand new husband into a hedge while screaming, "you always fucking do this!"

• Note to Dina Lohan: When Debbie Matenopoulos thinks you're underqualified to be on The View, it probably means you're doing something wrong.

• No makeup is definitely the way to go. Especially if you're a gorgeous Hollywood actress with flawless skin.

• Slow work day? Then indulge your ears with this reggaeton ode to Barack Obama.

• Cameron Diaz may have found true love with her creepy, magician boyfriend.

• Cameron Diaz isn't going to kill Jessica Biel at the MTV Movie Awards. She's just going to kick her (gigantic!) ass.

• Pamela Anderson finally opens up to her kiddies about being a dirty, dirty porn star. Next step: explaining what those giant fun-bags are really made of!

• Mischa Barton was hospitalized over the weekend. Experts say it was likely some combination of malnutrition, tequila, antibiotics and the "I'm So Excited!" episode of Saved By The Bell.

• America's Next Top Model winner Jaslene Gonzalez cops to not having "a good head" on her shoulders, thereby confirming what we already knew. Then, she attributes it all to having been in an abusive relationship and makes us feel like an ass.

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• Sometimes, when Demi and Ashton are feeling really crazy, they sit down to play a three hour long game of Mexican dominoes. Ole!

• A tipsy Paula Abdul slurs out an explanation for yesterday's nose-breaking tumble

• Sharon Stone is the wine-guzzling, fake-titted mother you never had—or particularly wanted.

• Jennifer Garner continues to be outshined by her frightfully cute baby daughter.

• Meanwhile, Cameron Diaz discovers that everyone looks more attractive next to a giant, green ogre.