PETA is always sticking its nose where it totally belongs, but isn't wanted. (Though sometimes it's not a mutually exclusive situation.) And while we're all for punishing puppy abusers, we're also all for anybody who swings their meatsticks back at the do-gooding preachers. Today, it is French Vogue's Carine Roitfeld.

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New York's turning French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld's words against Anna Wintour – the article referred to Roitfeld as the "anti-Anna," after all, but just as frail! – isn't the only icy chill the Vogue editrix is facing.

Friend, editorial subject, and advertiser Giorgio Armani is also stirring Wintour's pot.

At a press conference to promote the upcoming Metropolitan Museum of Art exhibition "Superheroes," which the twosome are co-chariing, Armani was slinging INSULTS at her, using slurs like "indifferent." Indifferent! The, ahem, vitriol might be stemming from Wintour's call for Italian designers to show their collections closer to each other, to save visiting U.S. editors some traveling expenses. Ms. Wintour's towncar, after all, cannot ferry her to Milan as easily as it can $400 lunches right here in the city.

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Oh sweet Wintour, this should be good. Somehow French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld has agreed to let perennial bathroom visitor Kate Moss edit her magazine for the December/January issue.

It's part of a promotional effort that will include a CD of Moss singing "La Belle et La Bete" with her equally powder-friendly sweety, Pete Doherty.

Now we know what you're thinking: "That Kate Moss? Isn't she, like, high out of her mind all day everyday?" Well, in a word, yes. But a quick look at Roitfeld herself (snapped here at the Diesel show) and you get the idea that pretty much anybody, no matter how encrusted their nose is, can edit that magazine.

(Image via New York)