MTV’s investment in the incomprehensibly popular reality show, The Hills continues to pay off: “With an average of 4.7 million viewers, the premiere was the most watched program across all of TV for viewers aged 12 to 34 and the highest rated cable telecast of 2008. An additional 1.8 million streams of the show were delivered on Tuesday by MTV.com.”

Some people say the gays are killing America, but these staggering numbers indicate something far more sinister.