• We don't any straight girl or gay man who isn't excited for the Sex and the City movie. The extended trailer proves why.
• We know we mentioned this yesterday, but here are more details about the Pax adoption. Even though Brangelina hyphenate, this kid's name is Pax Pitt. Porn career much?
• If Fergie and Donatella Versace don't share a biological father, then they at least share a plastic surgeon.
• News that Jennifer Garner and Matthew McConaughey are starring in a rom-com is about as surprising as John McCain's reaction to the New York Times story. They do look cute, though.
• When you mash-up all their features, your beautiful celebrities aren't so beautiful anymore. You remain angelic.
• Pictures of David Beckham without a shirt on. Like you even need a quip to click the link.
• Between funny or die, we picked funny.
• Fergie doesn't follow trends, she makes them. The girl isn't pregnant.
• Reading the liveblog of Fool's Gold is no less inane than watching Fool's Gold, in fact, it's actually smarter.
• If you work out a gym in New York, don't read this article.
• Nas can't really explain the title of his album or what he wore to the Grammys.
• Playgirl is the gayest.
POSER According to rumors, Fergie is pregnant with Josh Duhamel's baby. Even though they're engaged and stuff, we never thought that was a real relationship. But now there's proof that the two are intimate with each other, or a fertility doctor at the least. [Page Six]
• Jennifer Lopez has set the birth of her twins for February 14. Cheesy, sure, but a total J. Lo move. What we do judge is planning her c-section on a Thursday, for the benefit of the tabs. If that's true, he deserves every forthcoming invasion of privacy.
• Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler threw a party at the Waverly Inn. Where did those ladies meet, a group for the famous children of famous parents?
• Paris Hilton is still into men with fading fame; she hooked up with Simon Rex last night.
• Playboy bunnies hit up Mardi Gras. Hopefully they know better than to give it up for a free t-shirt.
• Pictures of the bump that launched "My Humps"
• Pink Is The New Blog is better at keeping Project Runway related secrets than we are.
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Take a sip of coffee and prepare to spit out. Josh Duhamel and Fergie are engaged. Shocking, right?
We always thought Duhamel was a little too attractive to be into Fergie, or women in general. But there’s nothing like an engagement to a more famous person to quell sexuality rumors.
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• Britney Spears didn't know her sister had followed in her early pregnancy until last night. You know the Spears' motto: Family first.
• Stars aren't so much like us, in the sense that we don't pee on stage and Fergie does.
• 67 percent of Us Weekly readers think Lynne Spears is a bad mom. The rest of them are either not judgmental or idiots. Since judging people is the whole point of celebrity culture, we're going with idiots.
• Breaking: The male stars of Gossip Girl have hit puberty and have body hair.
• Before Jamie Lynn Spears admitted she was pregnant, she lied about not being pregnant a lot.
• Victoria Beckham sends dirty pictures of herself to David's cellphone. Can't wait for that "accidental" leaked.
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• Nice abs, Fergie. And by nice abs Fergie, we mean nice airbrushing, Blender.
• We took a nap, and we totally missed Tara Reid's anorexia move. We saw it coming, though.
• Amy Winehouse is arrested for perverting the course of justice. We love it when British courts talk dirty.
• The children are always to blame: Kate Hudson claims when her son was born, she realized things would never work with Chris Robinson. We thought it had something to do with the weed, her raising career and his vanishing one.
• If not for Jessica Simpson, would anyone know that it's football season?
• Kanye West confesses his biggest fear ("I’m like, ‘I hope this person isn’t looking at me like I’m a faggot.'") Don't worry, Kanye. We were looking at you like you're a homophobe.
• Note to Lauryn Hill: It's probably time for a personal stylist/psychiatrist when your makeup, wardrobe and general demeanor can best be described as "crazy homelessperson chic."
• Shia LaBoeuf: The next James Bond? Or just some geeky teen who will eventually die of lung cancer?
• Steven Tyler allows Fergie to ruin collaborate on a duet of "Walk This Way."
• This naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens just made High School Musical 2 a whole lot more interesting for the dads.
• Mariah Carey reminds us why grown women and oversized cocktail napkins don't mix.
• At 47, actor Sean Penn is still strangely attractive. Especially considering he only plays twisted serial killers, perverts and pedophiles.
• Actress Charlize Theron is back to doing what she does best, namely: giving Oscar-caliber performances of ugly people beset by internal conflict.
• Note to Fergie: If you insist on continually singing lip-syncing along to "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S," you might want to rethink the purple mom-jeans.
• Non-famous reality alum to inexplicably appear on Celebrity Apprentice. Or, as Stereohyped puts it, "Omarosa Returns To The Show That Made Her Marginally Famous." Indeed.
• Ironically, it took being thrown into a Utah rehab center for Lindsay Lohan to have some semblance of a normal life.
Despite the fact that all of her songs sound like nothing more than annoying commercial jingles that make no sense, Fergie wants you to know that she would never, ever write songs* about her undying love for Candie's. (However, she apparently has no objections whatsoever to wearing their tacky, "Jersey girl chic" clothing line in exchange for oodles of money).
The Sunday Times of London has printed an apology for a story that ran July 1 claiming that Stacy Ann Ferguson — aka Fergie — was being paid by Candie's Inc. to name-check the brand in her song lyrics. "Although Fergie has a commercial deal with Candie's in which she appears in advertisements for its clothing, this does not include the incorporation of the Candie's brand into her lyrics. We apologize for the error," the paper said Sunday.
Apology accepted! Assuming, of course, that by "accepted" you mean "Fergie's lawyers are currently taking legal action."
• Madonna carries unnecessarily heavy handbag, treats onlookers to unwanted "gun show."
• Not only was Lindsay Lohan arrested and thrown (temporarily) in the clink! She's also dirt poor! How tacky.
• OMG, did anyone ever notice that Carrot Top and Fergie have the exact same face? It's terrifying! And amazing. But mainly just gross.
• Who wears short shorts? Unfortunately, Amy Winehouse does.
• Meanwhile, Heather Locklear ain't what she used to be. But she's still much, much hotter than most women half her age.
London's Sunday Times gets it wrong about the Black Eyed Peas' Fergie being paid to plug Candie's in her lyrics. She plugs cheap brands, like Taco Bell, gratis.
• Pamela Anderson and David Spade?? Seriously, is there any way this guy's secret weapon doesn't rhyme with "roofies?"
• Who cares if Fergie was lip synching or not? We're calling her out on those fugly yellow pants.
• Muggle Daniel Radcliffe still hotter than Rupert Grint.
• Who knew that people still wanted to see Cameron Diaz act? (And, no, "pretending to be over Justin Timberlake" doesn't count).
• For someone who hates ending up in the tabloids, Mischa Barton sure lights up her fair share of doobies.
• We're not quite sure when dancing actually went out of style, but according to the Grey Lady, it's totally back.
Fergie's records may not be flying off the shelves, but that certainly hasn't stopped her from selling out. The Black Eyed Pea has reportedly agreed to devote the bulk of her second album towards unabashedly promoting Candie's clothing line, in exchange for lots and lots of money.
Fergie is set to make £2 million by promoting a US clothing firm in her songs. The 32-year-old Black Eyed Peas singer, who has become the first star to agree to product placement in her songs, will write and perform tracks endorsing fashion company Candie’s on her second solo album. An executive at Fergie’s record label said: “With record sales in decline, you must find novel ways to make money out of the music.”
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