• Joe Simpson takes time off from micromanaging his daughter’s career to micromanage her social life.

• Seeing these college frat guys dressed up as The Golden Girls makes us nostalgic for that episode where Blanche made a sexual innuendo, Dorothy rolled her eyes and Rose said, “What? I don’t get it.” And for those college nights when you’re too inebriated to worry about how those incriminating drunken photos will impede your post-graduation job prospects.

• Recovering alcoholic Lindsay Lohan allegedly knocked back a few drinks this past Thanksgiving. Presumably, the inevitable consequence of spending any extended period of time with her mother/enabler Dina.

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