• Maybe if Donald Trump was our daddy, that 102% in Introduction to Spanish at NYU would have gotten us an A+. But, we were told "NYU doesn't give A pluses." [Page Six]

• The best way to prevent yourself from getting famous? Steal Brandon Davis' jokes from four months ago. [TMZ]

• Jessica Beil has resorted to making out with chicks in order to get some attention in the gossip columns. [Gatecrasher]

• Only in Choire Sicha's world does Jessica Coen + Noelle Hancock = Melissa Burkelhammer. (We could, however, see Jessica Joffe coming from that equation.) [NYO]

• It's not really the legs or the hair or the skin that makes Heidi Klum so friggin' lucky. It's that every time she says something really stupid, she can blame her German accent. [WWD]

• Today is Boy George's day. [AP]