If Kanye West were a politician he'd be a flip flopper. Since he's a mercurial, egotistical pop star, no one will pay that much attention to the fact that he has decided to return to MTV to close out Sunday's VMAs.
Entertainment Tonight last night sent its blackest reporter out to interview every African American celebrity he could find. Lucky for him, many of them had converged on Denver's football stadium to watch Obama's speech.
Did you know celebrities are all friends? They are! Oprah was hugging Mary J Blige! Kanye was answering questions for Oprah! And then Forest Whitaker came out of nowhere to use words like "pride," "humanity," "beautiful," "core" and "destiny."
This Louis Vuitton trash bag is fake. News that Kanye West is designing for Louis Vuitton is not.
This Absolut ad is fake. This Absolut infomercial ad featuring Kanye West is not.
And this screaming rant written by Kanye West? Alas, it is also true.
SQUIDIOTS! KANYE AIN’T GOING TO NO FUCKING ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES! HOW COULD ANYBODY BELIEVE THAT BULLSHIT?!!!!1!! WHAT, DID THE LOUD, CURSE-FILLED, UNTHINKING RANTS THE RAPPER SPEWS FORTH FORTNIGHTLY LEAD U 2 BELIEVE HE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM APPROPRIATELY EXPRESSING HIS EMOTIONS???? WELL, LOL 2 U, DIPSHIT! U ACTUALLY THINK THERE’S A PROBLEM WITH THAT SCREAMING AND YELLING SHIT?! UR CRAZY! IF ANYTHING, MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS 2 GET ANGRIER!
Good news, everyone! Kanye West has yet another bone to pick with a random victim, but this time he forgot to use his caps lock key. Evidently Harper’s Bazaar misrepresented a piece of artwork in Kanye’s home in a feature on his decorating skills in the September 2007 issue. No, seriously. This was almost a year ago.
The money, which often isn’t as much as one might think, that recording artists make off of their music these days is enough to make the average person very happy, but not quite enough to fund the crazy, extravagant lifestyles that they like to publicly flaunt. Hence, the ubiquitous clothing lines, colognes, footwear lines, and other branding deals. In recent days there have been a flurry of such deals, from high brow to low brow.
O! YO! YO!!!! ON THE REAL, CALL ME ANY NAME YOU WANT…ARROGANT, CONCEITED, GAY, SQUID BRAINS, BABY KNEES, MACACA, DONKEY LIPS, NIGGARDLY…ANYTHING…BUT DON’T EVER SAY I’M NOT A FUCKING MISOGYNIST!!!! SHIT!!!! FUCK! I’M TYPING SO HARD I’M ABOUT 2 BREAK MY JAPANESE COMPUTER WATCH DESIGNED BY FUCKING GRASS-FED MONKS! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT JAPANESE HERBIVORE MONK WATCHES YOU STUPID SWATCH-HAVING BASTARDS!??? ANYWAY ASK ANYBODY THAT’S BACKSTAGE AT THE GLOW IN THE DARK TOUR…THEY KNOW I HUMILIATE WOMEN ON THE REGULAR, BABY. WHY YOU THINK I GOT THIS PICTURE OF THAT TRANSFORMERS CHICK ON HER HANDS AND KNEES ON MY BLOG?!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanye West’s mother, Donda, who died of a heart attack after extensive plastic surgery, will live on forever in West’s song, “Dear Mama.” But she might also be remembered for spurring medical reform in California?
$1 MILLION How much Kanye West was said to have been paid for performing, with four topless dancers, at a Casio G-Shock watch event, which he was an hour and a half late for. [P6]
JUST BECAUSE THE MEDIA IS OVER THE DEATH OF DONDA WEST, DOESN'T MEAN KANYE IS Kayne West will perform a tribute to his mother at the Grammys. What a good son. [People]
• Chris Rock is probably the only man in America who can get away with crying about his family's history on national TV.
• Kanye West played the Museum of Natural History. Don't we feel like assholes for watching Jericho instead of going out. CONTINUED »
Kanye's right. A baby carriage sans diamonds is not worth $14,899. But also, a baby carriage covered in diamonds is retarded.
[via Corporate-Casual]
Donda West, the woman who gave birth to Kanye West, who we all love, died following a tummy tuck last year. Knowing all the Freudian issues Kanye had, everyone was super sad for him, and blamed her plastic surgeon, Dr. Jan Adams. But it wasn't really his fault
A coroner report could not settle on a cause of death, and implies it was a combination of heart disease and post-surgery problems. As a precautionary measure, let’s make sure Dr. Jan Adams never practices medicine again.
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Over New Year's, Beyonce beat Kanye West nine (!) times in a row in Connect Four. Jay-Z found a real winner with her.
• For the second time this year, building management suspends a doorman for having bad breath. Hey, the tenants aren't paying Upper East Side prices to deal with lesser borough unpleasantness like halitosis.
• This round up of MTV's Return To Fat Camp reminds us that overweight people without even the pretense of a healthy body image should never be subject to a reality TV series and the judgment of voyeuristic strangers. That said, boy are those porkers fat.
• At least the Knicks can get along at funerals. Which is fitting, seeing as their hopes for a playoff birth died back in preseason.
• The Botox school of method acting earns Nicole Kidman rave reviews. Meanwhile, Kidman herself had no immediately discernible reaction to the news
• With New York weather this weekend expected to stay in the 30s, we're kind of jealous of this hairy male model.
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