Nicole Kidman, who will soon be busy promoting her film Australia, opening in November, made the not-unprecedented-but-still-uncommon step of producing an offspring and then not selling photos of it to the tabloids. Her daughter Sunday Rose, with husband Keith Urban, could be worth millions if they worked out a deal with, say, People magazine. But do-gooders that they are, Kidman and Urban won't be engaging in any human trafficking. But of course, public interest remains, and the first decent shots of Sunday are going to net a photographer a tidy sum — so the chase is already on. This has led Kidman to plead with the paparazzi to leave her "tiny doll" alone, because she is scared of the flashbulbs. Kidman, of course, is being ridiculous.

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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's decision not to sell pictures of their new daughter Sunday to the highest bidding tabloid has many an editor rankled over a lost opportunity to fork over a few million for the exclusive shots. And plenty of rags were willing to do so.

Kidman and Urban are hopping on the human trafficking is wrong theory, foregoing zeroes on a cheque for their mental well-being. And the good possibility that their daughter will grow up resenting her parents.

The couple reportedly have yet to decide whether they'll release an official photo — which would be a smart move, for their privacy's sake, since without anyone scoring the first photos, they'll be hounded by the paparazzi until someone gets it.

Or they could pull a Gwenyth Paltrow/Chris Martin or Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick; both couples decided to alert the paparazzi ahead of time, bring their newborns to a public spot for a few minutes, and let the photogs snap away with equal access. It ensures the photo's value is near worthless, and that they'll be able to leave their homes, with their babies, with just 20 photogs in tow. Not 100.

Why did Nicole Kidman name her new daughter "Sunday" when she was, in fact, born on a Monday? Since almost doesn't count, and the rumor about Keith Urban penning a song called "Sunday" and the couple then deciding to name their kid after the song (doesn't it usually work the other way?), there's only one conspiracy left in this bag of tricks: To spite Tom Cruise and all of Scientology! Kidman is Catholic after all, and Sunday is such an important religious holiday (it's when you get a chance to eat those crackers by the pulpit, right?), so she cleverly named her child to get back at L. Ron Hubbard's menaces!! [Scoop]

The frozen foreheaded actress has given birth to her first baby, a girl. Her name is Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, and it'll only be a couple years before Kidman and Urban decide to homeschool her instead of letting kids tease the crap out of her. [Us]

BLIND ITEM NO MORE After dropping out of a movie, giving up botox and starring in a blind item, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are with officially with child and according to a statement are "thrilled." Probably less than thrilled? Those two kids Tom and Nicole adopted all those years ago. Where are those guys? [People]

"NICOLE Kidman and Keith Urban are movin' out. The couple have put their four-bedroom, five-bath home - which includes a gym, pool and spa - in a ritzy section of Nashville up for sale," reports Page Six. Congrats on the big move, you two! We know just the right men for the job.

• Paris pleads no contest on her DUI charge, avoids sharing a jail cell with Martha Stewart's ex-girlfriend.

• Next mag ready for its Next editor; we restrain ourselves from making "better luck Next time" joke.

• Man skips law school, bar exam; credits his legal expertise to a 12-hour Law & Order marathon.

• Cameron Diaz dispels rumors that she's still hung up on Justin by continuing to hump an extremely beautiful surfer dude.

• Keith Urban reminds Lindsay Lohan that he's the resident expert on rehab.

• PETA activist Pam Anderson blasts plans to immortalize Colonel Sanders on a postage stamp, despite the fact that KFC in no way resembles real chicken.

• Lindsay Lohan returns to stripper pole, apologizes for calling the Scores girls "whores."

• Pamela Anderson and Steve Bing? Never made it to a second date.

• Surprise! Some girl is claiming she slept with Keith Urban now that he's finally enjoying some happiness with Nicole Kidman and Johnnie Walker.

• Anne Hathaway scraps Gramercy Park birthday for gay bear bash.

• Rosie O'Donnell refuses to let the Donald Trump feud go, now likening him to a pimp and Tara Conner one of his working girls.

• Danny Bonaduce faces the wrath of YouTube.

• Lance Bass only needed a few days to rebound.

• Keith Urban isn't out of rehab yet. He was just allowed an outside conjugal visit.

• Gwyneth Paltrow backpeddles on hating this great nation.

• Guy Ritchie rumored to be not so happy about his burgeoning family.

• Eddie Murphy wants Spice Girl Mel-B to pinky swear the kid is his.

• Jessica Simpson ended her Dolly Parton tribute with "so nervous" and a quick exit. Appropriately, there was no applause.

• Beyonce's late gay uncle helped her buy her prom dress. Ah, memories.

• Gwyneth Paltrow pulls a Madonna and puts British culture on a pedastal above American.

• Keith Urban is out of rehab and back to brunch with Nicole Kidman.

• Paris Hilton ditches Kim Kardashian for being too popular.

• Tracey Morgan disinvited from Christmas tree lighting by Mayor Bloomberg for all those DUIs.

• Marc Jacobs' ex-boyfriend and former rentboy Jason Preston spotted making out with Perez Hilton, the celeb blogger who claims his sex life is nonexistant.

• If Nikki Finke is to be believed, the flick from the anti-Semitic actor-producer is going to perform better than a feel good movie about killing for diamonds.

• Jake Gyllenhaal finds love with a M.M. that isn't Matthew McConaughey?

The 5-star staff at Rosen Group PR is sending out an email blast today on behalf of their client Billboard magazine, which features Robin Williams rehab wannabe Keith Urban on its current issue. (It hits newsstands today — which we're only telling you so Rosen Group will continue sending us those mini chocolate cookies every other Friday.) Says the missive:

Tamara Conniff, Billboard’s executive editor & associate publisher, was one of the only journalists to sit down with Urban before he entered rehab.

Which is a lovely way to spin "Tamara Conniff happened to sit down with Keith Urban right before he went into rehab, but our story has nothing about Keith talking about his decision to do so. There's nothing in there about his alcohol addiction, just some smarmy content on how Nicole Kidman influences his music. Which means there's probably nothing in this article that you haven't read before."

• It's only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan has a complete meltdown. Even her fashion stylist had to bail on her after a few days of rockstaring. (And by the digusting photos, we can tell.) [Page Six]

• Dallas has chosen their star. And it's not Jessica Simpson or Kristen Cavallari. Or anyone you've ever heard of. [Us Weekly]

• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are honeymooning in Tahiti — not Fiji. For all of you paparazzi out there. [Tittle Tattle]

• Ohmahgahd. If Harry Potter dies an entire generation will have lost their purpose to live. Seriously, JK Rowling … don't do it. [AP]

• We hope you've all been good little New Yorkers and skipped breakfast today, because the news that Rush Limbaugh has gone from smuggling pain killers to smuggling Viagra is enough to make anyone loose their salmon bagel. [People]

• The homeless people are not to be used as weapons. [Gothamist]

• Now you can help stop the spread of STI's by sticking swabs up your own butt. Someone should alert Stephanie Klein. [Queerty]

• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban somehow managed to not be awfully mean and horrible celebrities. [Hotel Chatter]

• Patrick McMullan picks on lowly journalists that aren't as good as his socialite friends. Ass. [FBNY]

• If Maggie Gyllehaal and Peter Sarsgaard move to Park Slope, they better ask us to babysit. Preferable while Uncle Jake is in town. [Brooklyn Record]

• We know that Britney Spears is country, but, uh, aren't you not supposed to dye your hair while your pregnant? The poor kid isn't even born yet, and she's already being her bad mom self. [PITNB]

• Keith Urban is cheap. And by cheap we mean easy to buy. Oh and don't worry, Nicole Kidman managed to work drugs into the prenup as well. [Page Six]

• Lindsay Lohan is attracted to her leading men … and anything that walks and breathes. [The Sun]

• Christina Aguilera gets the party started at the Entertainment Weekly fiesta. It was beautiful. [Mollygood]

• Will Kate Moss ever learn? No matter who she dates, it's always another Pete Doherty … and no matter where she parties, there are always plenty of bathroom breaks. [The Mirror]

• Oh, God. Now we understand why Britney Spears' boobs were hangin' out all over the place during her Matt Lauer interview. Leslie Sloane Zelnick left her to attempt functioning by herself. [Page Six]

• Nicole Richie's dad won't buy her a yacht until she weighs at least three pounds more than the lifevest. [Scoop]

• Lindsay Lohan seems to be pissing off a few Jews. Bad idea if you're trying to make it in Hollywood, sweetie. [Egotastic]

• In an extremely bizarre encounter, Paris Hilton meets the man who has her storage locker full of sex toys and baby photos … and gives the skeeve her autograph. [R&M]

• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban finally tie the knot down under. We wonder if it really was a shotgun wedding? [AP]