MSNBC something or other Tucker Carlson will MC a something or other rally for presidential something or other Ron Paul. We're not exactly sure what Carlson's role at the cable network is these days; he lost his opinion show, but now he's listed as MSNBC's senior campaign correspondent, which sounds like a hard news-y position. Which might make his hosting gig a smidge of a probelm. [CFL, via Wonkette]

Here's how the Fox Business Network maintains its commitment to relevancy: "FOX Business Network will host a televised debate between two contenders for the Libertarian presidential nomination, Mike Gravel and Wayne Allyn Root, on May 16 (Friday), at 8:10 am (eastern time). There will be a 10-minute session which ends at 8:20; then there will be a second session, also 10-minutes, that starts at 8:40.

"Also, Reason Magazine hosts a 3-person debate on May 20 in Washington, DC, at 4 pm eastern time. That debate will not be televised, but will include Gravel, Root, and Bob Barr." [BAN] [Photo: bluntzilla]