• Vivicia A. Fox has an alleged sex tape she's trying to distance herself from. [NSFW, duh]
• Meanwhile, Amy Fisher has a real sex tape she's trying to promote. CONTINUED »
• Joke's over. South Carolinian democrats stubbornly refuse to allow a comedian to run for the leader of the free world as a publicity stunt.
• Tennis truly is nothing like Hollywood. Example: Martina Hingis tests positive for cocaine; she retires in disgrace. Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab for cocaine use; she comes back with a ProActiv sponsorship and a shiny new movie deal.
• 60 Minutes proves way more effective at apprehending criminals than To Catch A Predator.
• Jacob the Jeweler is sent to prison, thereby depriving hardworking celebrities of their much-needed bling. Meanwhile, being incarcerated hasn't stopped Jacob from launching his own $80 vodka, called "Bocaj" (his name spelled backwards). Which we think it truly "C-i-t-o-i-d-i."
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