• Puff Daddy is literally begging for you to participate in democracy. If that and Facebook status updates don't do it for you, the terrorists will win if you don't vote.

• If your idea of a good time is to get stoned and watch the 10 funniest anti-drug commercials in advertising history, you might have a problem. Also, you're in luck because Best Week Ever did all the work for you.

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• Despite the insistence of George Contanza, double-dipping really is like "like putting your whole mouth right in the dip."

• If you're L.A., be sure to check out the weed vending machines.

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From the Daily Mail:

Smoking a joint is equivalent to 20 cigarettes in terms of lung cancer risk, scientists in New Zealand have found, as they warned of an "epidemic" of lung cancers linked to cannabis.

See you in oncology!

• Owen Wilson was caught shopping for a bong in Venice Beach. He's back, baby!

• No one is interested in stories about Ashlee Simpson's new album. That goes does double for her new nose.

• David Beckham does goodwill work in Sierra Leone. That and a nickel will get you on the subway, buddy. Where's your goodwill adopted infant refugee?

• Amy Winehouse's rehab strategy ensures that we'll be seeing cracked-out pictures of her for some time.

• Hey, did you hear? Heath Ledger died.

• Kim Kardashian : So much more than a big ass.

Last night we were heading to Queens. Usually, en route to that borough, we think about all the national cuisines we could eat and how weird everything is, but sometimes our thoughts turn to politics.

And we were thinking about John Kerry endorsing Barack Obama, and we were thinking it’s not so awesome.

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BLUNTASTIC Dog lover Michael Vick might be able to reduce his prison sentence to a year by going to a drug rehabilitation program for pot. Vick failed a drug test for marijuana after pleading guilty to dog fighting. Yet even potheads wouldn't call him a role model. [Stereohyped]

Guitar Hero III is already ruining the music industry, and now it has also ruined Christmas for one Canadian dope fiend/curious teenager

After catching his 15 year-old kid smoking pot with his “delinquent friends," a father in Montreal sold his son’s copy of Guitar Hero III on eBay for $9,100 to punish him.

This is just the kind of story that gets parents thinking they can control over their kids’ lives. Add this to the list of reasons we have a disregard for Christmas, right behind our Jewish heritage.

Last night, we had a hankerin’ for some Castlin’, and headed to our local White Castle on Atlantic Avenue and Grand Street. Apparently they turn off the ice machine because people come in to take ice.

That’s right, people are stealing frozen water.

Flip-flopper and Facebook status updater Mitt Romney is against medical marijuana. Lucky for him, the pothead Mormon constituency is very small.

A warning to viewers, watching a wheel chair bound MS patient asking Mitt Romney if the governor would arrest him for smoking pot is as uncomfortable as the first part of “Don’t Tase Me, Bro” but without the dramatic conclusion.

[Queerty]