IT TOOK FOUR JOURNALISTS TO REPORT THIS STORY Roger Clemens used to throw baseballs. Then he was accused of juicing. And now he's added serial philander to his repertoire. Is there anything this man can't do? [NYDN]

• Vivicia A. Fox has an alleged sex tape she's trying to distance herself from. [NSFW, duh]

• Meanwhile, Amy Fisher has a real sex tape she's trying to promote.

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I respectfully suggest it is very unfair to include Roger’s name in this report. … He is left with no meaningful way to combat what he strongly contends are totally false allegations. He has not been charged with anything, he will not be charged with anything and yet he is being tried in the court of public opinion with no recourse. That is totally wrong.

There has never been one shred of tangible evidence that he ever used these substances and yet he is being slandered today.

-Roger Clemens's lawyer, Rusty Hardin, on claims, made by Roger Clemens's trainer, Brian McNamee, in the steroid report about the player's use of steroids.