Scott Raab, who has the enviable job of annoying celebrities for a living, has a new book out, Real Hollywood Stories, which means he’s on a press tour to convince you his book is worth buying even though you already live in a world of gossip blogs and reality TV, where celebrity isn’t celebrated, but a bought-and-sold commodity. So how to do so? By revealing how he got Robert Downey Jr. to discuss carpet munching.

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