Jackass star Steve-O is the new Heather Locklear: Reports are that he's suicidal, but maybe he's just "exhausted?" [Star]

Steve-O, whose impeccable credentials include urinating on the red carpet and bragging about failing to seal the deal with Nicole Richie, has apparently proven to be more of a drunken lout than even Spike TV anticipated.

"After arriving in Vegas to tape the show at the Mandalay Bay, [Steve-O] 'started pulling down his pants and flashing women while holding two cocktails in one hand. He was escorted from the property by security - making it impossible for him to present at the [Video Game Awards].'"

As a result, the channel geared towards immature adolescent boys and stoned fraternities revoked his invitation to present at the esteemed awards show though, ironically, it was Steve-O's penchant for jackassery that garnered him an invitation to the classy Las Vegas affair in the first place.

Meanwhile, some were said to be encouraged by Steve-O's irresponsible drinking tendencies and habit of subjecting innocent onlookers to unwanted glimpses of his nether regions. Rumor has it reps at MTV are eying the scrotum-stapling reality show burnout as the opening act for next year's VMA's.

• It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's just Christian Slater's inordinately large/shiny forehead.

• Nicole Kidman's children refuse to respect her authority.

• Come on, Steve-O. Everybody knows when you smoke weed out of a soda can, you gotta go with Coca Cola classic.

• Not sure what to get your grandparents for question? Just ask yourselves, "What would Tila Tequila do?" Then go ahead and do the exact opposite.

• Hey Katie Holmes: Salisha from Top Model called. She wants her annoyingly perky bob haircut back.

Always willing to get naked for money, Steve-O is a new spokesman for PETA’s anti-fur campaign.

Apparently, Britney Spears isn’t capable of raising a dog, but Steve-O, who made a career out of vomiting up goldfish, is an animal rights activist.

Looks like PETA would rather have publicity than standards.

Lately, you've probably noticed that a bunch of high profile celebrity meltdowns have made Lindsay Lohan seem kinda, well, sane.

Not so, however.

The recently rehabillitated orange tartlet is already back on the party/club circuit, and now comes even more damning evidence that Linds has been hitting the bottle.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving The Roosevelt Hotel with Steve-O — a curious companion for someone straight out of rehab.

The "Jackass" star was seen in the backseat of Lohan's Mercedes as the fiery starlet drove off after a night at Teddy's nightclub.

Steve-o. From Jackass. The guy who made a name for himself by stapling one (very delicate) part of his anatomy to another (very delicate) part of his anatomy.

The guy who proudly urinated on the red carpet and exposed himself on top of a crowded bar. The guy who bragged about masturbating next to Nicole Richie while she slept because even she refused to let him put his grubby paws on her.

You know, we never thought we'd say this, but we almost** hope Linds is back off the wagon. Really, how else to explain the madness?

And, speaking of Lindsay, "Orange" you glad your name isn't Scott Storch? After all, he shelled out about $1 million in jewels for someone he thought was an easy lay, and then Linds decides she'd rather drive around town with a dude who habitually staples his scrotum.

Go figure.

**But not quite…

• Jessica Simpson and John Mayer confirm their "secret" relationship with messy, drunken PDA.

• Joe Simpson cashed in on Jessica's fame to score himself free Cowboys tix. Continues trying to figure out how to cash in on Ashlee's "fame."

• Steve-O resolves to be "An Even Bigger Jackass" in 2007.

• Breaking: Paris Hilton can add "bad tipper" to her dubious list of accomplishments.

• Jay Mohr marries Nikki Cox, again confuses her with the "hot chick" from Married With Children.

• Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush finalize divorce proceedings, leaving Murray free to enter into second ill-advised quickie marriage.

• After the high-profile cancelation of O.J.'s book deal and interview, he finds other ways to "hypothetically" profess his guilt.

• Busta Rhymes to be charged with assaulting an employee, compounding his pre-existing charges of assault and attempted assault.

• More interim presidents scare off their staff members … a strange trend particular to gay media. [Ad Age]

• We always like to be fair to our fave non-celeb, Steve-O. The red carpet really does look a toilet to the untrained eye. [The Superficial]

• Vivica A. Fox is having a little silicone issue. See what happens when you let 50 Cent pick out your boobs? [A Socialite's Life]

• What happens when EIC fashion goes terribly awry? Editors shake their asses on 5th Avenue. Sort of. [NYO]

• Now you can sail away with New York Times editor Nick Kristof. Remember when they just used to offer scholarships? Now you have to hang out with nerds to get ahead? [Romenesko]

• Boy oh boy, Boy George. Hey, maybe while he's picking up trash in Prospect Park he can find some more decorations for his face? [MSNBC]

• You can run to the internet, but you can't hide from smoking taxes. What, you think Bloomberg's got the cash to front all those breathing machines? [NYDN]

• Steve-O tries to strangle himself with balloons after attending Paris Hilton's birthday party. [Page Six]

• Give a warm welcome to Dylan Stableford, the new cross-dressing editor at Mediabistro. [Gawker]

• City Council cancels their casual Fridays — too bad it was already decided by Esquire that guys look hottest in jeans and tees. [NYP]

• LA Times columnist and rabble-rouser Joel Stein hires a coupla' illegal immigrants. In the name of journalism, of course. [LAT]

• The Economist ends the 26 year era of Bill Emmott. He has gone on to pursue a career writing books, and unlike when Steve DeLuca's "left" Rolling Stone, we're pretty sure this was a real resignation. [Media Week]

• At this point, who isn't Jessica Simpson dating? Well, other than Nick Lachey. [TMZ]

• Ok, folks. Maddox Jolie tattoos? Too much. Too, too much. [Defamer]

• Jon Stewart welcomes his little baby girl into the world. For his sake, we hope he remembers that babies go in car seats and that no weirdos tattoo his kid onto their arms. [People]

• If you're one of those people who wants to get your hatred of Valentine's day out early, here's your bloody chance. [Daily Candy]

• Steve-O, apparently over his Skeletor phase, thinks Jessica Simpson should be sleeping with him. [National Ledger]

• Even though we love to hear what Warren St. John has to say, he doesn’t really need to talk. He can just stand there, and let us look at him. [Fishbowl NY]

Oh, how un-shocked are we that Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine is trying to hit up Nick Lachey's sloppy seconds — again. Well, we know he has a thing for blonds, so maybe Lindsay Lohan will give him a piece the next time she dyes her hair back.

Still, with any Page Six man-whore mention, we can't help but automatically think: Steve-O. So, what's going on? Could this be an all-out battle for the biggest dude slut in young Hollywood?

Hey, now that Colin Farrell is a) old and b) known to make sex tapes, even Paris Hilton won't go near him. So that leaves Adam and Steve-O, the drug dealing Jack-Ass, whose latest fling is Nicole Richie, to battle it out for the single gals sipping martinis at the Marmont.

We will definitely be following up with a full gossip round-up later today, in what is to be our first installment in Steve-O vs. A-Lev slut-a-thon. Send us your insider tips, if you got 'em. We just know in our hearts this is sure to be an American Idol worthy competition.

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