We love a ridiculous celeb scandal as much as the next guy. Oh, who are we kidding, we love them a lot more. But the latest rumor to fly over the radar, that Kate Moss is pregnant, almost caused us to call a publicist.

It's funny, because nobody seems to be worried about her fake baby's health. Or her fake baby having an anorexic freak who loves jumping around topless for a mother. Nope. All anybody cares about (and by anybody we mean The Bosh) is who the fake baby daddy is.

Pete is only one of several candidates who may actually be the father of Kate’s child. Her recent hook-ups include model Jamie Burke, Jack Osbourne, French playboy Jean-Yves Le Fur and Colin Farrell. This sounds like a case for Jerry Springer’s paternity test.

Jack Osbourne? Jack Osbourne? Have Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton really ruined every other possibility?

If Kate's pregnant, who's the father? [The Bosh]