The upcoming NBC reality show Celebrity Come Dine with Me is an American spin-off of a popular British show where a celebrity host has four of his celebrity friends over for dinner, and then gets judged on criteria ranging from food (edible? Macro-biotic?) to entertainment (karoke? charades?). Somehow this will produce a "winner" from the range of hosts, although it seems like there is only one host/hostess per show, and implies the same guest "judges" travel from house to house, which would mean there are four celebrities in Hollywood that have nothing else to but run around town visiting go around and visit their other celebrity friends. This is different from what celebrities normally do, because there will be cameras following them here.

That all four of these celebrities are friends with all these other, ostensibly more famous people whose home they are going to judge means exactly zero of this people are actually really famous.

So who might be on the guest list for dinner theatre? Let us imagine:

Guest List 1: Paris Hilton hosts; celebrity guests include the cast of The Hills (like, Lo and Spencer, just to get a good dramatic tension going) and senator John McCain. Paris Hilton's food selection of plastic fruit does not go over so well with the guests, though the entertainment portion, which involves her poledancing while reciting the pledge of allegiance, is surprisingly patriotic. In, you know, a totally ironic way.

Guest List 2: Angelina Jolie hosts; guests include concerned friends and family, as well as Jeff VanVonderen. The entertainment portion involves an intervention for Jolie, who is highly addicted to heroin babies.

Guest List 3: Bill O'Reilly hosts; guests include Owen Wilson, Matthew McConaughey, and Jack Black. Hilarity ensues as the guests find themselves having to pretend their wacky host is still alive in order to ward off any suspicion from other residents of Malibu.