While us nerdy media bloggers were reading Memo Pad, the boys over at Queerty were actually paying attention to the fashion coverage in Women's Wear Daily (what would we do without them?) And what is this we hear?

Chanel is punking Reese Witherspoon on her (may we say, fabu) Golden Globes dress. Jossip is not too happy, folks. While we may take a different stance on the lovability of that Kirsten Dunst, we totally agree with their analysis of this atrocity.

… those sneaky French beeotches over at Chanel tricked our dear Reese Witherspoon into wearing a three year old dress they claimed was vintage to the Golden Globes! Every fashion queen knows that three years does not equal vintage.

Of course, Reese's rep stood up:

Nancy Ryder, is said to be so angry at Chanel for giving her a recently recycled gown that she's vowing not to accept anything from Chanel again - or let her other clients, including Jennifer Lopez and Renée Zellweger, wear anything from the French couture house.

We said it before, and we'll say it again. Don't phunk with our Reese, or we'll stop buying knock-off Chanel change purses from Chinatown. Ha!

No No Chanel [Queerty]
REESE'S CHANEL HAD WORN LOOK [Page Six]