Charlie Sheen's Sperm Is a Tranny Mess
Or rather, a "prostitute-tranny-infested" mess

charliedenise.jpg

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards were, for four years, married, beginning in 2002 and ending in 2006. The divorce was not pretty. Richards accused Sheen of continued drug and gambling addictions, trolling underage porn sites, and said his crazy beliefs about 9/11 (that the Bush administration could have been involved) were ample reason to give her full custody of their children. Sheen, predictably, fired back, saying Richard's allegations "clearly illustrates the type of harassment, the type of psychological terrorism, the type of mind control I've been subjected to and to have willfully chosen to keep private because that was the deal." And also, that she was making it all up to sabotage his launch of clothing line Sheen Kidz.

Then came the Sheen's accusations that Richards demanded his sperm, and asked his fiance Brooke Mueller to get it for her, to add to their current offspring count of two.

Richards says it's ludicrous, and that the emails Sheen has to back up his story are fakes.

OMG SHUT UP ALREADY, right? Ugh, but also:

"I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low." [P6]

Thankfully, we'll have Richards new reality show It's Complicated to sort out this mess.

May 23, 2008 · posted by david · Link · 4 Responses
Related Posts

  • No related posts found.
  • Comments (4)

    No. 1 hms says:

    She's mental.

    Posted: May 23, 2008 at 10:17 am
    No. 2 thefrontpage says:

    The big Memorial Day Weekend Barbeque at the Sheens, hosted this year by Charlie and Denise, should be a lot of fun! Dennis Rodman, Eddie Murphy, Michael Jackson, Boy George, Liza Minnelli, Tommy Lee, Pam Anderson, Kid Rock, Amy Winehouse, Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears are all expected to be there! Should be fun!

    Posted: May 23, 2008 at 11:39 am
    No. 3 Hillary says:

    She's mental but I hope she causes him to have a hot tranny mess breakdown, he is a pig and he has gotten away with his disgusting behavior for years, he even has a t.v. show based on it. It's time to put him in a corner. The woman he is marrying must be a dope or totally desperate to hook up with him or else he is paying her off big time. His father must be very proud.

    Posted: May 23, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    No. 4 Really? says:

    Charlie has his hands full with fiancee Brooke Mueller too, she calls paparazzi and tips them off for "candid" photo ops, ask me who she calls?

    Posted: May 23, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Leave a Comment

    It's easier to leave comments when you register for an account. It's quick.

    Already have an account? Then log in!

    Scroll Posts