Chelsea Clinton Leaves Mother's Side to Return to Shadowy Hedge Fund World Her Father Knows So Well
"She was smartly dressed in black pants, white collared dress shirt and black vest, very blond hair up in a bun. Her chic black shoes appeared to have a platform, and her name was etched on her cell phone." Not Sarah Palin, but a one Chelsea Clinton, stopping by a New York courtroom yesterday during a Lehman Brothers’ bankruptcy hearing. Clinton, of course, works for the hedge fund Avenue Capital, run by Marc Lasry, who has a material interest in what happens to Lehman's $138 billion in securities. [WSJ]
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Even If ChelseaClinton loses everything, gains 20 lbs, ends up bankrupt, and "shipwrecked", she can come move in with me. I have a spare bedroom in my NE Indiana suburban house. and Who wouldn't would love have her help out with the gardening, the roses, the yardwork, grilling out, and such- especially if she wore a bikini-just like any other happy cul-du-sac couple. Heres your House-key, Chelsea. come and go as you please. sorta like forrest gump, and jenny, but happier. or Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn in "overboard", but more fun! just goes to show you can be happy with less, and still be a celebrity.
Heck, I'll even shill, and campaign for her, or her Mom. At your service, sweetie! And I'll be proud to help Bill with his Clinton global Initiative; If Only I could escape from this Typical, mundane, Suburban, Hoosier lifestyle- dull. steady, slog.
Money isnt everything, and as the recent Financial train wreck shows, everything can change in a proverbial New York Minute.