With a Las Vegas residency to promote, Cher suddenly stumbles upon a fond memory of her youth: boinking Tom Cruise. The sixteen year age difference did little to cool the sparks between these two after they met at a White House event, back when he was enjoying the spotlight from a breakout role in Risky Business. Oh, did we mention Risky Business is celebrating its 25th anniversary, and that Cruise is also hitting Oprah's show for the first time in three years to promote it?

So many wonderful confluences of events!

Alas, Cher blames their filming schedules as the reason the duo never made it last, and not because two larger-than-life egos, one of them a big 'mo, could never work.