"Christina has an inflated sense of her own value and seems to expect an extortionate amount of money for these baby pictures," says a bitter source, who might as well work at OK!, speaking to The Scoop. Negotiations between Aguilera and OK! crumbled when when the magazine wouldn't guarantee a full-cover photo of Christina and her baby Max, who she just delivered, because of concerns over newsstand sales. (Supposedly her naked-and-pregnant Elle cover didn't do as well as hoped.)

Which means Aguilera and Jordan Bratman's newborn, after months of being tailed by the paparazzi, is worth less out of the womb than inside: They won't be appearing on the cover of any celebrity tabloid this week.

Or is the real problem that Xtina's photo contract forbids whoever buys her shots from running any pics of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's new baby girl Harlow Winter?