Rumors are circulating right this very second that Anna Wintour and Christina Ricci are, in fact, the exact same person. And though we see the resemblance (bobbed haircut, gangly limbs, shared propensity for wearing fire engine red) we can't help but wonder if the cherubic-faced Ricci's a bit too upbeat to pass for the much-older maudlin Vogue editrix.

Our verdict? Sorry, Xtina, but unless that hint of a smile playing on your red-tinted lips is really the cruel smirk of a post-firing euphoria, we're simply not convinced that you're capable of eating your own offspring. That's all.