We may not have hard evidence, but we know for sure this is not the first time Cindy Adams has admitted "I forgot what he said" or "I didn't understand what she was talking about" or "I wasn't paying attention to my interview subject."

And while we understand it is probably meant to be funny, it only increases the crazy factor in the mind which is Cindy Adams. Today, Cindy gets distracted by Sharon Stone and her super hot bod.

I forget whatever else she told me because I was staring at her nude perfectly manicured beige-polished toenails and examining her face, which hasn't a blackhead, an enlarged pore or a single hair you'd want to pluck. And the body? Not one nodule of fat. Slimmer than the whippet that went missing.

She goes on to admit that, actually, she would hate Stone had Sharon's sister not gone on and on about how fabu she is. But she doens't remember what the actual celeb said. That one is tough — especially when you're 80. So, in addition to the prescription for anti-crazy pills, we're considering sending Cindy a tape recorder.

NOT ONLY HOT STUFF, BUT A HEART OF GOLD [Cindy Adams, New York Post]