We thought Cindy Adams was a gossip, but more often than not, we just end up extremely confused by her column, not to mention no more well-informed than we were before reading it.

After going on and on in choppy, unrelated sentences in regards to a Gotham mag round table discussion — which Adams points out, "Also has an article about me on the cover" — she throws in some Jewish Weekly humor.

PICK-up lines from The Jewish Week: "Want to come to my place and see my etchings of Mohammed? . . . Your lips are sweeter than Manischewitz . . . Enough about me, let's argue about 'Munich' . . . My heart has been hit by Cupid's arrow, the anti-Semite . . . Forget this expensive restaurant, why don't we just go up to my mom's for dinner?"

The jokes are almost funny, but nowhere near Office Pirates LOL level. The only funny part was the fact that these little quips were smashed between her talking about herself and talking about Roger Toussaint and the MTA. Oh well, we guess Cindy's column is as good a place as any to slip in some "Jews on Jews" humor.

Tomorrow, look for jokes about black people in Liz Smith's column — right between dinner with Cathy Black and a conversation with Robert DeNiro's doorman.

ROLES BY ANY OTHER NAME JUST AS SWEET? [Cindy Adams, New York Post]