Know what's going to turn out to be more damaging for John McCain's presidential campaign that rumors he was too close to a certain lady lobbyist? The fact that his wife is a plagiarist.

Cindy McCain – or, more likely, her husband's campaign – has some answering to do for seven "McCain Family Recipes" that appear on John's website. Instructions for whipping up Ahi Tuna With Napa Cabbage Slaw, Passion Fruit Mousse, Farfalle With Turkey Sausage, Peas, and Mushrooms, which are all attributed to Cindy, are actually recipes from The Food Network's website. One appears to be a slightly modified Rachael Ray recipe.

So when all the dust settles, what's this scandal actually going to expose?

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That not only is Cindy a plagiarist, but she's as out of touch with her voting block as her Stepford outfits make her seem.

You think the evangelicals in the Midwest are supping on Ahi Tuna With Napa Cabbage Slaw, Passion Fruit Mousse, or even know what Farfalle is?