All out of ideas for relatable, real news stories about the presidential election, CNN is now shooting relatable, fake news stories about the presidential election.

You see, because many people get confused when it comes to statistics, dialectics and history, major news outlets have taken to filming segments in which correspondents say things like, "Whichever candidate's Halloween mask sells more is going to be president." Or they'll interview women like Cindy Michaels, at right, who so resembles Sarah Palin in this stupid, hateful world that she gets mean voice mails making fun of her glasses.

After the jump, a piece discussing both those things and containing an interview with a black Barack Obama supporter named John McCain. Watch it and see if you can avoid cringing at the part when all the stories collide and the correspondent asks the black McCain who kind of looks like Obama to wear the white McCain's Halloween mask.

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