Do you remember these lyrics?

dance / dance my song / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass / i fucked / i fucked / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass (ooh!) / shake your asses / on the floor / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / he's my twisted puppy / colin farrell / is my bitch / colin farrell / is my bitch / ruff ruff ruff / colin farrell is my bitch / sit / beg / roll over / (heavy panting) / bring me my whip / colin farrell / a dark twisted puppy / colin farrell / a dark twisted puppy / fetch / sit

We sure do. Those are the catchy verses of the song titled "Colin Farrell Is My Bitch" – available on MySpace – by Dessarae Bradford, the phone sex operator who once sued Colin Farrell for $5,000 for allegedly sending racy text messages that caused her "mental anguish … panic attacks, aggravation and insomnia." (The suit was later thrown out.) And while Dessarae also has a book by a similar name – the tell-all Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy – recent events have called for a reversal of fortunes: Dessarae is becoming Colin's bitch.

After a sneak attack during Farrell's Tonight Show With Jay Leno taping on Thursday – wherein she managed to get on stage before Colin escorted her offstage and into the hands of security – Colin reacted by securing a restraining order against his No. 1 stalkerfan. Unfortunately for those not in attendance at the Tonight Show, the encounter didn't make the air — which crazies like Bradford usually hope for.

Farrell Files for Restraining Order [TMZ]
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