As we write this, we’re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect weather outside, currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we’ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called “Comment of the Day,” to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today’s “Comment of the Day” comes to us from TMZ, and it regards the first not-completely-blurry photographic evidence showing Britney Spears spending time with her two bundles of joy.

And while the Jayden James profile shot is, indeed, a historic moment, not everyone is impressed.

"How does one plan a vacation when one is always ON vacation?" wonders Hot Rod.

Meanwhile, others were more concerned with Sean Preston's welfare.

"I don't know about Jayden, but they need to pick that damn wedge out of Sean Preston's ass," observes Kate.

But our eventual winner dug deeper, and won us over with her insightful pop culture analogy.

Her children are beautiful. Too bad they're not beautiful enough to inspire Brit to take care of them. Sadly, I think they're better off with K-Fed. I'm reminded of the South Park episode where the kids are forced to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Neither option seems particularly appealing. Poor Jayden and Sean. –Heather

Congratulations, Heather! And best of luck to Jayden and Sean. (Oh, and for the record, if it was up to us, we'd have to go with the turd sandwich).

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