As we write this, we’re looking out the window and bemoaning the fact it’s raining, that our brand-new umbrella after less than five minutes of actual usage and we no longer have the type of job where we can call in “sick” due to unfortunate weather conditions/extreme laziness. And so, for your sanity and ours, we’ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called “Comment of the Day,” to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today’s “Comment of the Day” comes to us from Hollyscoop, and pertains to the (completely unsubstantiated) rumors that Britney and K-Fed are contemplating a reconciliation.

At first, we weren't sure what to feel. Should we be happy, for the (largely neglected) children's sake? Impressed with K-Fed for ingeniously grabbing himself another piece of the settlement pie? Or pissed at Brit for being too lazy to find a non-vomit inducing boyfriend?

Fortunately, "Bubbles" pretty much summed it up for us.

They deserve each other . . . they're both losers. Why should they each ruin someone else's life. –Bubbles

Congratulations, Bubbles. And good luck to Britney and Kevin. Frankly, we're not sure how things are gonna go, but either way, it can't be as bad as K-Fed's foray into the rap genre.

*See any funny comments while surfing the internets? If so, email us and check back to see if your COTD entry makes the cut.*