As we write this, we’re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect* weather outside, currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we’ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called “Comment of the Day,” to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today’s “Comment of the Day” comes to us from JustJared, and it regards Britney Spears' latest publicity stunt. Apparently, Brit's asked her loyal fans to pick her next album title by voting for their favorite from the following list.

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

Naturally, however, there were a few suggestions she may have overlooked. Fortunately, our readers are quick to point a couple of those out

Indie gets the ball rolling with the straightforward "Pink Panties and a boobie gone missing," but she's not the only one to focus her title on Brit's overexposed nether regions.

"I say she names it 'Shaved,'" offers Ms. Katie, while Jari prefers the more pointed "Look at my Crotch."

"OMG she is nuts!" declares Carl. "How about 'I am a White Trash Joke?'"

Tempting, but it's HottieTottie who ultimately gets our vote with, "I nominate, ‘Straight to the 99 cent bin.’

Congratulations, HottieTottie. Now, if only Britney's official fan club were equally as imaginative…

*See any funny comments while surfing the internets? If so, email us and check back to see if your COTD entry makes the cut.*

*Fine, slightly overcast.