As we write this, we’re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect weather outside,* currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we’ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called “Comment of the Day,” to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today’s “Comment of the Day” comes to us from Wonkette, and pertains to Scooter Libby's sentencing memorandum—an unbiased legal document (produced by Scooter Libby's legal team) explaining why defendant Scooter Libby should not be sentenced to prison.

Early contender "Words" gets things started with a bang:

Shame is he's the only one in our lifetime to pay for anything this Loser Administration has done (besides the constituents, of course). –Words

Ultimately, however, "Gnaeus" wins us over with his blunt candor.

Well, yeah. Do you know what they do to guys named "Scooter" in prison? –Gnaeus

Congratulations, Gnaeus! And best of luck to you, Scooter. If, for some reason, that presidential pardon isn't already in the mail, we eagerly look forward to reading your daily prison diary.

*Actually, it's rather sticky and humid.