Concerned Paps Suggest Rachel Zoe Go Eat A Sandwich
But is she thin enough?

Rachel Zoe is that very thin celebrity stylist who transforms her thin clients into boho versions of her younger self, and now she is a celebrity in her own right because people make fun of her, and she has a Bravo reality show , and also she is thin. Okay? Moving along…

So if the paparazzi outside of Calvin Klein's fashion tent had to pick one thing to goad Zoe about, what do you think it would be?

Rachel Zoe fared the opposite. When she emerged, one guy yelled, "EAT A SANDWICH!" as she strolled past impassively. Five minutes later, his paparazzo friend ran up and chortled, "I told her she's horrible! That she's a terrible role model for women! Ha-ha!" When someone asked how Zoe had responded, he said amid self-satisfied laughter, "She threatened to call the cops and then took off running!"

Zoe may be many things, among them a "terrible role model for women." But far be it for members of the paparazzi to hand out advice to humans. These guys killed Princess Diana, caused Britney Spears to lose her mind, forced Lindsay Lohan to crash her car, and put Kanye in jail — and suddenly they're moralists?

Sep 12, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · 5 Responses
Comments (5)

No. 1 mslewis says:

God, look at her chest!!! Nothing but bones. I think her husband likes young boys. Why else would he find her sexy??

Posted: Sep 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm
No. 2 hms says:

He likes the money she's raking in.

Posted: Sep 12, 2008 at 4:29 pm
No. 3 rrright says:

add some fries, a milkshake and a lifetime
ban from adderrol

Posted: Sep 12, 2008 at 8:03 pm
No. 4 tysmith says:

I understand that she will get picked on because she is in the lime light. Don't get mad because she has an opportunity that you don't. And I know many people that eat very heartily and do not have an eating disorder but they are extremely thin. There are many who eat almost nothing and remain obese. Stop hating on her. She'll still make her money regardless of any of you people!

Posted: Sep 17, 2008 at 11:27 am
No. 5 Jeff says:

how old is she?

Posted: Oct 14, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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