Glamour Is Sooooo Not Jane 26861
Did you hear? Jane subscribers are now receiving complimentary copies of Glamour in the mail. Naturally, former Jane staffers are handling this unforeseen development with the requisite level of poise, maturity and grace.
Reports Page Six:
FORMER Jane magazine staffers are livid that Conde Nast is sending their one-time readers copies of Glamour now that Jane has bitten the dust. “I want all the Jane readers to just cancel, rather than get Glamour,” one ex-staffer griped. “I hope they call and say, ‘I don’t want this. Give me GQ, anything but this.’
Not sure what the big frickin’ deal is? One of many ex-Jane staffers explains!
“Glamour is not at all like Jane,” says the refugee. “It’s the exact opposite. They preach fake empowerment of ‘loving your flaws.’ Jane doesn’t point out flaws. Glamour is still preaching that women aren’t good enough.”
Wait, Glamour preys on insecurity?
[Ed: And here we thought “Hit Your Dream Weight,” “Get A Body You Love” “Low Calorie Cocktails,” “The Weekend Diet” and “Why I’ve Begrudgingly Grown To Accept My Big Fat Ass” were inspirational ballads!]
Meanwhile, when reached for comment, a still-bitter Jane Pratt calmly explained, “That’s what you get for firing me, bitches.”*
* We made that up.
F-ck. I LOVED Jane magazine…what happened?! Glamour is a joke. Their whole “do”s and “don’t”s bullshit is the reason why Jane is/was the ONLY women’s magazine I would ever consider reading.