Mel Gibson's Apocalypto sweeped the box office, despite, as the LAT puts it, "subtitles, unknown cast and obscure subject matter." Just how much did Gibson & Co. rake in over the weekend? $14.2 million, giving it the No. 1 ranking and putting it on track to become a global smash hit that will dump a few more millions into the pockets of a anti-Semitic drunk. Well done, everyone, we knew you could do it.