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Jamie Lynn Spears' baby pay day
Tom and Katie. Uh huh. Nicole and Keith. Uh huh, uh huh. Madonna and Guy. Yep, uh huh, but where's … ohh, there she is! It's Ms. Jamie Lynn Spears, American's latest teenager mother, at last popping out her daughter and making good on the $1 million deal she inked with OK! for the first exclusive photos and interview with the new mom and Maddie. That we are now celebrating and rewarding young, unwed women having children is an absolute delight to see on today's newsstand. On the plus side, the kid looks nothing like big sis Britney, so she's already got one leg up in the world. [OK!]
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Baby's got a solid gold double wide…
Great Idea, lets encourage this white trash family to keep breeding by throwing a million dollars at them.
LMAO @ Paulie..
Who would pay this little teenage turtle brain a million dollars for picture of this unfortunate looking child? I see a short yellow bus in her future.. Poor thing…
This little Ho represents the Disney brand, her trailer trash ass should have been on the pill and her Pedo boyfriend who was living with her should have been using condoms.
And why is a 17 year old (millionaire) looking like a 40 year old chain smoker that works at the Pizza stand in Wal-Mart?
When will we be able to get rid of this family of midget brains and their unfortunate brood? Please send these people back to the Bayou or wherever they emerged from.
Don't care.
Still not letting my niece watch her on Nickelodeon EVER. AGAIN. (we've already got it blocked)
Zoe 101 should have been Zoe One-Oh-GONE by now, and while I am all for her or any woman choosing to have and keep a child, I am seriously angered by her being allowed to remain a "role model" for other young girls. What does this say to the little girls in her audience? "Poorly protected premarital sex and single parenthood is cool"?
The fact that this douchette has been paid to be on a cover of a magazine for making terrible choices is disgusting.
I have nothing with her keeping her child, but making it cool is not OK. Jaime Lynn is lucky she is rich, and has a half naked rich sister, so she can have 10 babies. For every "10" 15, 16 or 17 years old girls that get pregnant because Zoe is a good mother at 17 years, 9 of them will most likely end up on the system for help and be a burden to their parents and society.
Ugly baby from trailer trash new money whore.
We don't need to see Trailer trash Spears parade on magazines with her extremely goofy looking child. that kid can stop a clock.
She should be promoting Trojan condoms, and birth control pills.
P.S. She should fire her stylist.