Remember when Time magazine blew your mind and named you its Person of the Year? Shmuel Tennenhaus certainly does. Now Fox Sports is running flea flickers on this newfound era of citizen-everything by naming its Fan of the Year to be … you.

That taste in your mouth? It's bile.

You, the Houston Texans fan who watched in stunned horror as your team passed on once-a-generation phenom Reggie Bush and hometown hero Vince Young to select Mario Williams with the No. 1 overall pick. [...]

You, the Dallas Mavericks fan who saw your team lose two games in the NBA Finals on two horrible calls, one impossibly ticky-tack, the other merely unconscionably wrong.

You, the Detroit Tigers fan who got punched in the stomach over and over as your pitchers were constantly confounded by simple comebackers in the team's World Series debacle.

You, the sally who pretended to be a Knicks fan to justify the purchase of a 46" Sony Bravia LCD flatscreen. Congratulations. Go put yourself on YouTube.