Today the New York Times reports that people use the Internet for sex. And not just for sex with themselves, sex with prostitutes. To be fair, the Times did break that whole wiretapping story.

Readers of Confessions of a College Call Girl already know the fun part of using the Internet to for such business purposes—the occasional crush, weird clients and her sex rules—but apparently digital cruising is illegal. And not every prostitute is as clever and self-supporting as college call girl. Some still use pimps online. The Times reports one was such digital pimp was arrested in August for “managing the technology of it.”

Maybe it’s a credit to the oldest profession in the world that the Internet could not change its business model. Or maybe if a prostitute can’t manage her own Craiglist ad, whoring really is her best job opportunity.