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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Reading Free: Summing up ‘VF’s Kimora Lee summation

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It’s just as difficult for us to read Vanity Fair as it is for us to read about Vanity Fair, but we’re gonna do it all for you right here, right now – and that’s service journalism, folks. And what’s more, it’s a VF piece about every designer’s publicist’s nightmare, Kimora Lee Simmons. You wouldn’t know her from her View ripoff Life & Style, but you might know her for prostituting her children in Baby Phat ads.

Kimora Lee has some very interesting things to say, nearly always about herself. So to keep you from actually having to glance over Nancy Jo Sales adverbs, we’ll just pick out the quotables to give you a real look inside the Russell Simmons household.

· “Oooooh, I like this.”
· “Fabulous.”
· “I will do a backflip down that red carpet … I don’t care.”
· “I am anorexic.”
· “My doctor says it’s having an unhealthy relationship with food. After I had my babies I was thick.”
· “”I hate it [her television show, Life & Style]! I thought it would be fun! I’m not used to having a boss. I’m the boss. I don’t need the money. I’m filthy fucking rich!”
· “My life is very – big!”
· “Tell Deebo to bring me my supplements!”
· “Our Christmas tree was like the tree from Rockefeller Center. It was a $30,000

OMFG. It’s too much, we can’t stomach the rest of the article, even for the sake of service journalism. Feel free to read it yourself, but we warn you: The phrase “Bitches!” is followed by “I will beat a bitch’s ass!” – and that just can’t be healthy with kids around.

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