Dakota Fanning Is Sickeningly Perfect; Nobody Knows My Name
by Whitney "Whittle" Little

So last night I was invited to the premiere of Hounddog, the film that caused a lot of controversy a while back because it features a Dakota Fanning rape scene. After watching the movie, I can safely say that the fuss was overblown, but that's probably obvious at this point.

On to the good stuff: The red carpet! Where my spot along the velvet ropes was labeled "Whittle Little, Jossip.com." Awesome.

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Sep 17, 2008 · posted by david · Link · Respond
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